DEAR RACHEL

Dear Rachel

I'm having trouble sleeping and I'm not sure why. It may be because I haven't closed my eyes yet but that could hardly be the case. My cat sleeps with one eye open, why can't I?

Sincerely,

Indifferent Insomniac

Hello Indifferent Insomniac,

Thank you for your submission. Many people have come to me with this problem, and lucky for you I have a solution, though I'm not sure if it will work. I think you should try to close your eyes this time. I hope that you can fall asleep tonight and I hope that your cat catches all the bad guys in your dreams because he or she has their eyes open all night.

Sincerely,

Rachel

Dear Rachel,

I have a huge problem. I am super clumsy. I trip over everything, I look down, I see something, I try to avoid it and then BOOM! I'm on the ground. 

Let me paint another picture for you. I´m in the hallway then BOOM I ran right into a pole. I don't know where it came from. I feel like everyone is watching me and making fun of me for it every time. Do you have any advice for me to not be so clumsy anymore?

Sincerely,

Indifferent Insomniac

Hello Indifferent Insomniac,

Thank you for your submission. I've seen many people like this before. Don't worry too much about it. But you want to know the secret? Nobody actually cares about other people's problems because most people are too focused on themselves to worry about you. Take things a little bit slower and try your very hardest to not trip over things. If you watch where you're going and be slower about it, chances are you won't fall as much.

Sincerely,

Rachel